This mixtape is so solid that it qualifies as an album imo.

Favorite song: November 18th

I love winter. Actually I hate it, but I love seeing other people depressed.

Lemme explain..

Every summer, I see my lady friends breaking up with their boyfriends or fooling around with other guys. Why? Cause they get what I like to call sommarluft.

Picture this..

It’s a warm July afternoon and Ms. Anonymous is at the beach. She’s not wearing much. Showing off her new tan. And her fine forms that God blessed her with. She’s looking reeeal fine.

What happens? She gets hundreds of compliments. All kinds of guys approach her. She starts talking to some of them, you know – the good looking ones. She exchanges digits with a few of them on some casual shit – she doesn’t do anything with them cause at the end of the day she still has a boyfriend.

Shortly after she starts thinking to herself: HOOOOLD UP. Why am I wasting my time with Mr Anonymous when I could be enjoying life? Why not date all these wonderful guys who seem to appreciate me so much? Hell, I’m young and sexy, I can’t let a man tie me down!

So what does she do about her man? She either:

A) Leaves his ass
B) Cheats on his ass.

Now we get to the juicy part..

She has her little fun, does her little dating thing and fools around with different guys. It’s all great. Until winter hits.

Now it’s too cold to be walking around in a biniki. No more guys at the beach giving her compliments. No more BBQ parties. None of that. She’s stuck at home. Alone. Eating Ben & Jerry’s and watching reruns of Sex in the City. None of friends are available cause they’re with their boyfriends getting cozy making gingerbread houses and decorating the Christmas tree.

So ladies, please, for your own sake – don’t get sommarluft this year. You’ll end up being alone all winter wishing your ex was around to keep you warm.

this cracked me up

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Favorite song: Still Don’t Give A Fuck

Favorite song: Smooth Criminal

Favorite song: High and Dry