If I were a…

If I were a…

If I were a month, I’d be March
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday
If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a turtle
If I were a direction, I’d be left
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a stained sofa
If I were a liquid, I’d be pineapple juice
If I were a gemstone, I’d be the one you buy your wife for your 20th anniversary
If I were a tree, I’d be a christmas tree
If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver
If I were a flower, I’d be of a species you can’t pronounce
If I were a kind of weather, I’d make it rain
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be the black keys on a piano
If I were a color, I’d be pink
If I were an emotion, I’d be hopeful
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple
If I were a sound, I’d be the loud one
If I were an element, I’d be oxygen
If I were a car, I’d be a Jaguar
If I were a food, I’d be lasagna
If I were a place, I’d be Disneyland
If I were a material, I’d be silk
If I were a taste, I’d be spicy
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla
If I were an object, I’d be at an art gallery
If I were a body part, I’d be a heart
If I were a facial expression, I’d be :D
If I were a song, I’d be Owl City – Vanilla Twilight
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be slippers