After thorough contemplation I have finalized my wish list. Friends, colleagues, family and acquaintances – below you will find my desired gifts which I have based on the the asserted value of your love for me. I do not expect you to get me everything on the list, but you sure as hell will get me something. There’s no way getting out of it.
- Amazon gift certificate (minimum value of $25)
- Long sleeve t-shirts
- A Nintendo DS-controller belt buckle
- My sound system from my old apartment (LP player, amplifier, eq)
- Black gloves
- Black skully
- Silk morning gown
- Bathroom TV
- Kitchen TV
- Rubiks Touchcube
- Wireless surveillance camera
- 1 year subscription to Mobile Me
- Renewing my subscription to GQ
- Drinking chessboard
- A date with Eliza Dushku or Mila Kunis..or both (christmas gift + early bday gift combined)
